do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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