I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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