they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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