# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
this just has baby written all over it
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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