Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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