I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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