i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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