Are we in a gay sports bar?
What should our trivia night team be named?
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I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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