Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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