Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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