Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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