we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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