you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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