I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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