you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
