she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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