It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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