so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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