He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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