when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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