Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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