This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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