I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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