it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
