I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my sisters under your porch take her home
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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