i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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