You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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