Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
this will be a night to untag.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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