so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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