do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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