craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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