I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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