I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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