Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My life is pants optional.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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