Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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