i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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