forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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