How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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