the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I queefed so loud it echoed.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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