..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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