Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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