so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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