I wish I could teleport
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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