he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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