how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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