I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
My penis needs a shock collar
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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