I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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