I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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