You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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