is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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