i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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