with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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