god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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