they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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